Walking in to a Border's bookstore the other day to purchase an electronics magazine, I found myself needing a restroom. I proceeded to the upstairs facilities, and while in the stall found two books that had clearly been taken from store shelves and left in the restroom. Curious, I glanced at the titles, and thumbed quickly through one of them.

As I left the store, I approached the young woman at the service desk and informed her that she might want to ask a male employee to fetch the books in question from the restroom. As I walked away, I said "Whoever left them there, the titles chosen were...amusing."

The titles in question? How to Get Hot Women Into Bed: Ultimate Seduction Techniques for Real Guys and
Boink: College Sex by the People Having It (this is the one with the dirty pictures in it) The amused look on the young woman's face was priceless.